dumbbadger:

me: *bored for 0.5 seconds*

me:

(via spongebobssquarepants)

shitpostpriest:

me, still in bed: i can’t wait to get back to bed

(via bubbles)

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

(via deadely)

boopios:

who’s coming back? twenty one pies? how can they even make that many? oh? it’s been a year? just twenty one pies in a year? pathetic

(via jacoroni)

punkmecrosseyed:

People say “Oh you’re just bitter” every time I talk shit about the rich and you’re God damn right I’m bitter. We should all be.

It should leave a bad taste in your mouth that you work your ass off and give up so much of your time and labor to barely scrape by, and there’s a class of people so incomprehensibly removed from that reality. People that do absolutely nothing but piggy back off of your labor and spend wondrous amounts of time relaxing in luxury and getting to be with their families.

(via jacoroni)

crrocs:

finnspjs:

crrocs:

crrocs:

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

She looks pretty dead

thanks

(via humorstar)

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via hijerking)